Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.