Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.