Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.