Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.