They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.