Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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