Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.