Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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