Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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