Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Period.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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