Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.