Joke #8513

Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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