Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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