When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.