Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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