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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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