Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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