Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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