Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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