Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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