Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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