Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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