Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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