Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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