Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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