Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.