Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.