Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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