Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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