Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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