Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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So too has his boot.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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