Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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