Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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