Joke #9354

Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Vote:
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Vote:
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Vote:
has 78.86 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Vote:
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote:
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Vote:
has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Vote:
has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Vote:
has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel