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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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