Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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