Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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