Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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