Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.