Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.