Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.