Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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