Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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