Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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