Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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