Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.