Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris is always in control.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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