Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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