Joke #7140

Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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