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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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