Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .