Chuck Norris can fall up.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.