Chuck Norris can fall up.
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But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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