Chuck Norris can fall up.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.