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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.