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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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