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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.