Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.