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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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