Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.