Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."