If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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My late grandfather always told me:
"When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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