If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It’s pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won’t let you fart."
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!