Joke #6370

If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.

When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.

Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.

Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."

Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.

Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.