Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.