Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.