Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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