Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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