Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.