Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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