Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.