Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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