Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.