Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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By phone.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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