Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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