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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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