Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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