Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.