Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.