Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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