Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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No Questions asked.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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