Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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