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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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