Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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