Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.