Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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