Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.