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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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