Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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