A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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