A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!