A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.