A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!