A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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