A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.