A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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