The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.