The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.