Joke #9439

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.