Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.