Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.