Joke #9439

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.