Joke #9439

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.