Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.