Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.