Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.