Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".