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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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