Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".