Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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