Joke #6633

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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