Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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