Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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