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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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