Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.