Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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