Joke #6633

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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