Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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