Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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