Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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