Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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