Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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