Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.