Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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