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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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