Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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