Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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