Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.