Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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