Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!