Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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