Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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