When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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