When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!