When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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