When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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