When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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