When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.