When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.