When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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