When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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