When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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