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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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