Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting. 
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A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.
A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name."
"You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay."
So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table.
The guy sips it, gags and spits it out.
"This tastes like piss!"
"Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."
How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps?
A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart.
So everybody takes a big whiff.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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