Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting. 
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Bill and John, in their 80's decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter.
The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed.
Bill and John told the Madam that "We are here for the last time".
The Madam sent Bill upstairs to the room on the left and John to the room on the right.
After an hour Bill and John left the rooms, paid the Madam and left.
Bill and John were very quiet until Bill said: "How was yours"?
John said, "I think she was dead".
John said, "How was yours"?
Bill said, "I think she was a witch".
John replied, "How did you know she was a witch"?
Bill said, "Well I got on top of her, bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window."
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
A: Because they part for every little shit.
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?"
Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1."
Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit."
Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead."
Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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