A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!" "I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."