What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.