Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssstory.
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him)
"Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
"That is not my dog."
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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