Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"