What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper.
There was a hole in the wall and a sign above it that read: "When you go to the bathroom, wipe yourself with your index finger, stick it through this hole and it will be thoroughly cleaned."
The man did exactly what the sign said, but when he stuck his finger through the hole, someone at the other side slapped two bricks together against his finger and because of the pain he stuck his finger in his mouth and started to suck on it.
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes.
A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything.
About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad."
The hitchhiker sticks his butt out the window and lets loose.
Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside.
Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?"
The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?"
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Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
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