Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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I told you he was a bum steer.
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No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”