Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
A man has his car full of penguins.
He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him.
He says.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins.
Once again he drives past the policeman.
"Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man.
"We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"