Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion.
The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
