CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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