CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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