CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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And wins.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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