CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.