CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.