CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.