Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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