Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.