Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.