Joke #8001

Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Vote: has 41.82 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Vote: has 43.21 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Vote: has 79.28 % from 111 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, gym, health
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Vote: has 80.60 % from 419 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Vote: has 67.69 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris