Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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