Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.