Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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