Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.