Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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