Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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