Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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