Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.