Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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