Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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