Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...