Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.