Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.