Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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