Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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