Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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