There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blond yelled at the doctor...
"A cute appendicitis!
I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A sharp pain in the ass.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra.
Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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