There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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A: From chasing parked ambulances.
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
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Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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