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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."
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How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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