Joke #3715

What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
Vote: has 21.85 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
Vote: has 56.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, sex
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, music
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
Vote: has 75.27 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket. The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!" Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?" The engineer says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
Vote: has 80.72 % from 144 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, beauty, life, work
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
Vote: has 86.23 % from 3111 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cat, death
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food