What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol.
She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop.
One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?"
Patient: "I think I’m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"