Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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