Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.