Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.