Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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