Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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