Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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