Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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