Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.