Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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