Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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