Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!