Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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