Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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