Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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