Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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