Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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