Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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