Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!