Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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