Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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