Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.