Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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