Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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