Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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