Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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