Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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To stop the snoring before it starts.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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