Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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