Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.