Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.