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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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