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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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