When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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