When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...