When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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