When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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