When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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