When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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