When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.