When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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