When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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