When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!