When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.