Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.