Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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