Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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