Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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