Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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