Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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You just don't follow him that close!
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This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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