Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.