Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.