Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.