Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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