Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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