Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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