Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.