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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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