Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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