Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.