Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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