Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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