Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.