In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.