In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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But only once.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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