In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.