In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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