In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.