In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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