In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.