In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.