In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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