In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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