In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.