In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.