In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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