"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses.
Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?
A: It got pissed off.
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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds:
"Wow, you won't believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks."
The friends are curious and ask: "Well, what happened next?"
The guy says: "Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her."
The friends are cheering and one friend asks: "Soo... did you get any head?"
The guy says: "No, I couldn't find it..."
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Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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