"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
We have some for 75 cents a peace.
The man asks for two.
The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir."
The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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