Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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