Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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