Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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