Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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