Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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