Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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One of those moons is the Earth.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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