Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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