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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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