Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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