Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.