Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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