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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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