The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.