After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.