Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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