Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".