Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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