Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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