Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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