Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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