Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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