Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.