Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.