Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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