Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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