Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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