Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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