Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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