Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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