Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.