Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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