Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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