Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.