Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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