Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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