Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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