Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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How is parsley like pubic hair?
You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart.
So everybody takes a big whiff.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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