Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out.
One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush.
"What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor.
"Why, it's a toilet brush."
"Ooh, I see," says Josi.
A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working.
"Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Do you know what would be sick?
If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner.
Do you know what would be even worse?
If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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How is parsley like pubic hair?
You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg?
Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.
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What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
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