Joke #8391

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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