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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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