I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.