I before E except after Chuck.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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