I before E except after Chuck.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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