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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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