I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.