I before E except after Chuck.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.