Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Saliva.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.