Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin?
A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
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Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants?
So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
How do you kill a blonde with one arm?
You wave to her.
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.