Joke #7348

Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."
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