Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob.
You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.
"I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".
After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"He needs a pair of your underwear".
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems.
This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy.
There is only one side effect.
That diet causes he blows many farts daily!