Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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"What's your word?" the host
replied.
"Bored out of my mind," said the caller.
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A: Twister.
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over,
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?"
"Why?!"
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?
A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."
The guy says, "Why a dentist?"
The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth."
The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?"
The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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