Joke #7354

Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Why does the witch not wear panties when flying? Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
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Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite." The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper." The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."
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While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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