If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".